Duck Poo Perfume!

Dear Subiaco dog mates. I have an exciting find I would like reveal.






I found a wonderful perfume at Subi Common on Friday night. I was paddling in the little stream, as I was hot after chasing and stealing Frankie’s ball, when a strong stinky odour hit my little nostrils and crept up to my brain. Of course I wasted no time before searching on the slippery banks, under slimy rocks and finally discovering the source on the bank just near a deserted tree branch. What was my next move? Yes you, being dogs, will have guessed. I dropped to the wet ground and rolled over and over in the stinky grass.

I ran excitedly back to mum and her friends to see what they thought. ” Oh no KoKo – what have you done?” mum cried. “You smell like Duck Poo”. “There is no way you are  getting in the car – you can walk home by yourself!”

I sank down flat on the grass very disappointed. I had thought mum would love the perfume just like I did. What strange people are parents are. Although I think I learned a lesson tonight I suspect I may not be able to resist next time that lovely stinky odour hits my senses.

Roxy, Jasper, Venus and Holly would have understood. They also like rolling in smells.





4 thoughts on “Duck Poo Perfume!

  1. Hi Koko, So you 9 years old eh!! By now I would have thought you would have grown much bigger. But it seems you are just a little dog about the same size you were last year. Maybe you need more good oats!! Enjoy your birthday, I hope you have lots of doggie friends to share your birthday.
    your friend Boyd

  2. Good morning KoKo, I enjoy your little stories and understand why Mummie doesn’t enjoy the lovely perfumes you find to roll in from time to time. I don;’t know whether you were taught why dogs chase pussy cats, so I thought I’d give you the lesson on the origins of that ritual. Just have a look at the picture at the very end of this email and read the details, Mummie will probably have to read the words for you, but it’s a simple story to remember. Cheers KoKo Your friend Boyd

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