Wow, that was close. I had nearly given up on living. I felt so ill and miserable.
A primaeval urge told me to dig a hole behind the shed in our back yard.
Luckily a friend Tahnee found me in the process and brought me back inside for a cuddle.
Greg and his team filled me with drugs so I slept in a little cage for two days,
Finally yesterday they took me out for a proper wee in the yard and I felt inspired to eat a bit of chicken after five days of not wanting even to drink. I was getting better! When Mum appeared at the door I was so excited I tried to jump into her arms through the wire door!
I was getting better!
When Mum appeared at the door I was so excited I tried to jump into her arms through the wire door!
Thanks everyone for your concern. I hope I never accidentally eat such a nasty bug again.
Don’t worry Eagles fans – I’ll be outside my gate wearing my West Coast Eagles Jacket and cheering the footy team on this weekend as usual.